July 27, 2010

A haiku

Intruder, thinking
You belong in my kitchen.
Die, insectoid scum.

July 20, 2010

"Hey Allison, how are you feeling?"

I thought I would let our 17-month-old show you how I look and feel lately.

Of course, my belly isn't filled with dominoes that Ted stuffed down my dress. MY belly is filled with something ELSE that Ted somehow got in there.

And despite the worry I have for transitioning from one kid to two, I'm wanting him out.

Countdown: two weeks and six days.

The Cooling Rack

Baked goods are only half the story...